Clients That Will Drive you insane

Time for Short

As the Seasons Change I am ready and waiting for all of the pics of the short cuts that you guys have instore for me! Even though some of the cuts are the same just with a slightly different shabang,The clients always think its so much differtent! But some how we end up giving you something to shashay away!!!! Which Cut will you get on your Next Visit to the Hair Salon?Rihanna's or Monica's

How To Get Rihanna's Look

Rihanna hits "It's on with Alexa Chung" to promote her Album Rated R while Hair Stylist Tish Celestine Makes a Fan into Rihanna with help of Makeup artist and  stylist  as team gives head-to-toe tips on how to get Rihanna's look

It's On with Alexa Chung - MTV Shows

Beautician on vacation !!!

You see they just dont understand we need a break too! We sit here and turn you guys into something that you have created in your mind to be . . . beautiful! All you do is complain about us being late or not being available. Well guess what? We have lives to. We have children, men, homes and also we like to play. Yes we understand its our job and profession but we are not miracle workers and when you walk in with a picture of BEYONCE and look like fiona (SHREK) . . . what do you expect? We are not in the business to work miracles, but to create illusions of what you think you may look like. So to all the delusional clients who want to be someone else . . . . give us a break! Because the crazier you get with the hairstyles, the crazier we become. SEE YOU AT YOuR NEXT APPOINTMENT. BE ON TIME!!!!!

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THE DIVA

YOUR BLONDE!!!!!!! I MEAN BLONDENETTE

Ok guys what do you do when a customer comes in for their weekly appointment and the last time you saw her "Last Week" her hair was dark brown!! She then proceeds to take her hat off and her hair is 8 different shades of blonde plus all her edges are singed to the scalp. Now I do know blondes have more fun but last week you was a brunnete and now your'RE blondenette. Only parts of your hair is colored and the other part ARE  still brown ....go figure. Did you think the blonde was going to take over the brown, this is not Star Wars and your hair is not a lit sword. But when you play kitchen beautician you are dead wrong. You see I'm tired of fixing your mess and correcting your disasters. First thing first, your hair was permed last week and now your perm looks like sunrays cause every strand has decided to part its seperate ways. Now I have to cut all that is left from your mid-life crisis  that  you probably  was having and tried to salvage the couple of strands you have left on your head . Honestly my mind says to shave you bald and let you start all over again but my creativity wont let me do it. P.S...the next time you think blonde think bald american eagle cause not everyone looks good in a fade.

STAY OUT THE KITCHEN!!! AND MAY THE FORCE BE WITH YOU!!!

                                                                  THE DIVA

LACE FRONTS OR FAKE FRONTS

THIS IS FOR ALL THE DELUSIONAL CLIENTS!!! A WIG IS FOR FUN A WIG IS FOR DRAMA A WIG IS FOR STAGE.TO ALL OF THOSE WHO THINK YOUR JOB PLACE IS YOUR STAGE YOUR'RE SO WRONG. LACE FRONT WIGS ARE A NEW KINDA OF THING LIKE THE INVENTION OF COTTON CANDY.COTTON CANDY LOOKS GOOD BLOWN UP BUT WHEN DISLOVED ITS NOTHING BUT SUGAR. YOUR HEAD IS YOUR SUGAR AND YOUR HAIR IS YOUR COTTON CANDY WHEN YOU GLUE YOUR LACE FRONT WIG ON YOUR BLOWN AWAY. YOU LOOK LIKE YOU JUST STEP OFF THE RUNWAY BUT IN ALL REALITY YOUR HAIR WILL BE LEFT ON THE RUNWAY.SKIN,GLUE AND LACE IS FOR STICTHES IN THE EMERGENCY ROOM,AND THIS IS WHERE YOU WILL END UP.SORE SCLAP BLISTERS AND PERMANT SCARE ON YOUR FOREHEAD.AND TO THINK A CUSTOMER INSTISTED THAT SHE NEEDED IT TO BE REATTACHED SORE, SCALLY AND BLOODY.JUST GLUE IT ON TOP OF THE BLOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!DELUSIONAL AND JUST PLAN NASTY. THOSE WHO THINK YOU CAN LIVE THE REST OF YOU LIFE WIGGING IT AROUND .GO GET SOME HELP CAUSE YOU MUST HAVE AN IDENTY CRSISES AND NEED COUNCELING.LAY OFF THE HAPPY HATS LADIES.

THE DIVA