YOUR BLONDE!!!!!!! I MEAN BLONDENETTE

Ok guys what do you do when a customer comes in for their weekly appointment and the last time you saw her "Last Week" her hair was dark brown!! She then proceeds to take her hat off and her hair is 8 different shades of blonde plus all her edges are singed to the scalp. Now I do know blondes have more fun but last week you was a brunnete and now your'RE blondenette. Only parts of your hair is colored and the other part ARE  still brown ....go figure. Did you think the blonde was going to take over the brown, this is not Star Wars and your hair is not a lit sword. But when you play kitchen beautician you are dead wrong. You see I'm tired of fixing your mess and correcting your disasters. First thing first, your hair was permed last week and now your perm looks like sunrays cause every strand has decided to part its seperate ways. Now I have to cut all that is left from your mid-life crisis  that  you probably  was having and tried to salvage the couple of strands you have left on your head . Honestly my mind says to shave you bald and let you start all over again but my creativity wont let me do it. P.S...the next time you think blonde think bald american eagle cause not everyone looks good in a fade.

STAY OUT THE KITCHEN!!! AND MAY THE FORCE BE WITH YOU!!!

                                                                  THE DIVA