Beautician on vacation !!!

You see they just dont understand we need a break too! We sit here and turn you guys into something that you have created in your mind to be . . . beautiful! All you do is complain about us being late or not being available. Well guess what? We have lives to. We have children, men, homes and also we like to play. Yes we understand its our job and profession but we are not miracle workers and when you walk in with a picture of BEYONCE and look like fiona (SHREK) . . . what do you expect? We are not in the business to work miracles, but to create illusions of what you think you may look like. So to all the delusional clients who want to be someone else . . . . give us a break! Because the crazier you get with the hairstyles, the crazier we become. SEE YOU AT YOuR NEXT APPOINTMENT. BE ON TIME!!!!!

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THE DIVA