Monday, March 8, 2010

The Official Hair Monster !!!!!!!!!!!

SO YOU COME IN FOR YOUR MONTHLY WEAVE OVER AND I SEE THAT YOU'VE BEEN TO THE BEAUTY SUPPLY STORE TO PICK UP HAIR. WHAT I DIDN'T NOTICE IS YOU HAVE 4 BAGS OF HAIR!!! hmmm NOW I KNOW YOUR GETTING YOUR HAIR DONE, BUT YOU DIDNT WALK INTO THE SALON WITH ANYONE ELSE. I DON'T SAY A WORD BECAUSE I KNOW WHERE THIS IS GOING. YOU TAKE A SEAT IN MY CHAIR, EXPLAIN HOW YOU WANT YOUR HAIR DID,( gotta get ghetto0) AND HOW YOU WANT ME TO PUT EVERY PACK OF 12 INCH HAIR ON YOUR HEAD.********* ( GHETTO)*********YOU SEE PEOPLE DONT REALIZE THE SHORTER THE HAIR IN A BAG THE LONGER THE TRACKS THEY  ARE . I'M SEWING AND SEWING AND SEWING. I TELL MY CLIENTS "THIS IS TOO MUCH HAIR, YOUR HEAD IS NOT BIG ENOUGH TO SEW ALL THIS HAIR ON." YOU INSIST AND I SEW AND SEW AND SEW. NOW I KNOW YOU KNOW YOU LOOK CRAZY, BUT YOU'RE THE CUSTOMER AND IM HERE TO PLEASE YOU I GET IT, YOU'RE RELATED TO COUSIN IT!!!! AND WITH YOUR FULLLLLLL HEAD WEAVE YOU ARE OFFICIALLY THE HAIR MONSTER. PS.4 PACKS OF HAIR IS TOO DAMN MUCH! GET IT TOGETHER AND PICK A STYLE THAT'S MORE REALISTIC TO NATURAL, CAUSE THE WEAVE QUEEN IS DEAD.


PEACE......YOUR WEAVE SHOULD BE AS NATURAL AS POSSIBLE

                                                              THE DRAMA

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