Clients That Will Drive you insane

Time for Short

As the Seasons Change I am ready and waiting for all of the pics of the short cuts that you guys have instore for me! Even though some of the cuts are the same just with a slightly different shabang,The clients always think its so much differtent! But some how we end up giving you something to shashay away!!!! Which Cut will you get on your Next Visit to the Hair Salon?Rihanna's or Monica's

How To Get Rihanna's Look

Rihanna hits "It's on with Alexa Chung" to promote her Album Rated R while Hair Stylist Tish Celestine Makes a Fan into Rihanna with help of Makeup artist and  stylist  as team gives head-to-toe tips on how to get Rihanna's look

It's On with Alexa Chung - MTV Shows

Beautician on vacation !!!

You see they just dont understand we need a break too! We sit here and turn you guys into something that you have created in your mind to be . . . beautiful! All you do is complain about us being late or not being available. Well guess what? We have lives to. We have children, men, homes and also we like to play. Yes we understand its our job and profession but we are not miracle workers and when you walk in with a picture of BEYONCE and look like fiona (SHREK) . . . what do you expect? We are not in the business to work miracles, but to create illusions of what you think you may look like. So to all the delusional clients who want to be someone else . . . . give us a break! Because the crazier you get with the hairstyles, the crazier we become. SEE YOU AT YOuR NEXT APPOINTMENT. BE ON TIME!!!!!

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THE DIVA

YOUR BLONDE!!!!!!! I MEAN BLONDENETTE

Ok guys what do you do when a customer comes in for their weekly appointment and the last time you saw her "Last Week" her hair was dark brown!! She then proceeds to take her hat off and her hair is 8 different shades of blonde plus all her edges are singed to the scalp. Now I do know blondes have more fun but last week you was a brunnete and now your'RE blondenette. Only parts of your hair is colored and the other part ARE  still brown ....go figure. Did you think the blonde was going to take over the brown, this is not Star Wars and your hair is not a lit sword. But when you play kitchen beautician you are dead wrong. You see I'm tired of fixing your mess and correcting your disasters. First thing first, your hair was permed last week and now your perm looks like sunrays cause every strand has decided to part its seperate ways. Now I have to cut all that is left from your mid-life crisis  that  you probably  was having and tried to salvage the couple of strands you have left on your head . Honestly my mind says to shave you bald and let you start all over again but my creativity wont let me do it. P.S...the next time you think blonde think bald american eagle cause not everyone looks good in a fade.

STAY OUT THE KITCHEN!!! AND MAY THE FORCE BE WITH YOU!!!

                                                                  THE DIVA

LACE FRONTS OR FAKE FRONTS

THIS IS FOR ALL THE DELUSIONAL CLIENTS!!! A WIG IS FOR FUN A WIG IS FOR DRAMA A WIG IS FOR STAGE.TO ALL OF THOSE WHO THINK YOUR JOB PLACE IS YOUR STAGE YOUR'RE SO WRONG. LACE FRONT WIGS ARE A NEW KINDA OF THING LIKE THE INVENTION OF COTTON CANDY.COTTON CANDY LOOKS GOOD BLOWN UP BUT WHEN DISLOVED ITS NOTHING BUT SUGAR. YOUR HEAD IS YOUR SUGAR AND YOUR HAIR IS YOUR COTTON CANDY WHEN YOU GLUE YOUR LACE FRONT WIG ON YOUR BLOWN AWAY. YOU LOOK LIKE YOU JUST STEP OFF THE RUNWAY BUT IN ALL REALITY YOUR HAIR WILL BE LEFT ON THE RUNWAY.SKIN,GLUE AND LACE IS FOR STICTHES IN THE EMERGENCY ROOM,AND THIS IS WHERE YOU WILL END UP.SORE SCLAP BLISTERS AND PERMANT SCARE ON YOUR FOREHEAD.AND TO THINK A CUSTOMER INSTISTED THAT SHE NEEDED IT TO BE REATTACHED SORE, SCALLY AND BLOODY.JUST GLUE IT ON TOP OF THE BLOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!DELUSIONAL AND JUST PLAN NASTY. THOSE WHO THINK YOU CAN LIVE THE REST OF YOU LIFE WIGGING IT AROUND .GO GET SOME HELP CAUSE YOU MUST HAVE AN IDENTY CRSISES AND NEED COUNCELING.LAY OFF THE HAPPY HATS LADIES.

THE DIVA

The Official Hair Monster !!!!!!!!!!!

SO YOU COME IN FOR YOUR MONTHLY WEAVE OVER AND I SEE THAT YOU'VE BEEN TO THE BEAUTY SUPPLY STORE TO PICK UP HAIR. WHAT I DIDN'T NOTICE IS YOU HAVE 4 BAGS OF HAIR!!! hmmm NOW I KNOW YOUR GETTING YOUR HAIR DONE, BUT YOU DIDNT WALK INTO THE SALON WITH ANYONE ELSE. I DON'T SAY A WORD BECAUSE I KNOW WHERE THIS IS GOING. YOU TAKE A SEAT IN MY CHAIR, EXPLAIN HOW YOU WANT YOUR HAIR DID,( gotta get ghetto0) AND HOW YOU WANT ME TO PUT EVERY PACK OF 12 INCH HAIR ON YOUR HEAD.********* ( GHETTO)*********YOU SEE PEOPLE DONT REALIZE THE SHORTER THE HAIR IN A BAG THE LONGER THE TRACKS THEY  ARE . I'M SEWING AND SEWING AND SEWING. I TELL MY CLIENTS "THIS IS TOO MUCH HAIR, YOUR HEAD IS NOT BIG ENOUGH TO SEW ALL THIS HAIR ON." YOU INSIST AND I SEW AND SEW AND SEW. NOW I KNOW YOU KNOW YOU LOOK CRAZY, BUT YOU'RE THE CUSTOMER AND IM HERE TO PLEASE YOU I GET IT, YOU'RE RELATED TO COUSIN IT!!!! AND WITH YOUR FULLLLLLL HEAD WEAVE YOU ARE OFFICIALLY THE HAIR MONSTER. PS.4 PACKS OF HAIR IS TOO DAMN MUCH! GET IT TOGETHER AND PICK A STYLE THAT'S MORE REALISTIC TO NATURAL, CAUSE THE WEAVE QUEEN IS DEAD.

PEACE......YOUR WEAVE SHOULD BE AS NATURAL AS POSSIBLE

                                                              THE DRAMA

Hair Line Moved DownSouth

OH MY GOSH HOW IN THE HELL I'M GOING TO FIX THIS? YOUR HAIRLINE HAS TAKEN A VACATION AND GONE SOUTH. GIRL NOW YOU KNOW YOUR WRONG AND LOOK CRAZY. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO YOUR EDEGES?WHERE DID I GO WRONG WHEN YOU TELL A CLIENT TO LEAVE THEIR HAIR TO THE PROFESSIONALS .YOU TOOK IT UPON YOURSELF TO TOUCH UP YOUR EDGES AND YOU TOUCHED THEM UP SO GOOD THEY DECIDED TO LEAVE ,OR DID YOU TAKE A RAZOR AND SHAVE THEM OFF?. BECAUSE I CANT TELL WHAT REALLY HAPPENED,IT'S SO DAMN CLEAN! CLIENT ( please fix my hair I dont know what happened it just came out on its own and I'm on camera in 1hour) NO IT DIDNT COME OUT ON ITS OWN !!!YOU HELPED TO SABOTAGE YOUR FOREFRONT. GLUED BANGS CAN FIX ANY BAD HAIRLINE AT LEAST HIDE THEM. BUT YOU STILL HAVE TO GIVE IT TO THE CLIENT SO FUTURE MISTAKES DONT HAPPEN AGAIN  BECAUSE SOME HAIRLINES JUST DONT COME BACK .SO BE EASY GREASY AND LEAVE IT TO THE HIRED HELP BECAUSE A FEW MORE VACTIONS DOWNSOUTH MAY BE A PERMANENT SITUTION.

PEACE EVERYONE CAN'T LOOK LIKE WHAT THEY SEE IN MAGAZINES OR ON TV!

                                                                      THE DAMSEL

********Declined********

OH NO SHE DIDNT!!!!! SHE'S SITTING HERE TELLING ME HOW FAB HER HAIR LOOKS AND AS I AM  SWIPING HER AMERICAN EXPRESS AND ITS COMING UP DECLINED. HOW ARE YOU ROCKING RED BOTTOMS,LV BAG AND CARTIER FRAMES AND HAVE NO MONEY.I DON'T WANT TO HEAR YOUR BIG TIME BOSS WIRED YOU SOME CASH,.I SHOULD OF KNOWN WHEN YOUR ASS ASKED ME HOW TO TAKE THE TRAIN  YOU DIDN'T HAVE  ANY MONEY. NOW I KNOW WE ALL PRAY IN THIS TRYING TIME THAT WHEN YOU SWIPE IT GOES THROUGH. BUT WHEN YOU GET A HIGH PRICED HAIR DO, YOU KNOW TO AT LEAST HAVE A BACKUP. CASH MONEY DOLLAR ,DOLLAR BILL YALL!!! AND YOU KNOW IM TALKING ABOUT YOU. ALWAYS PREACHING IM ABOUT MY PAPER,WELL SO AM I SO UNTIL I GET MY MONEY YOUR NEXT APPOINTMENT IS DECLINED!!!!!! AND FORGET THE OLD SAYING ( AS LONG AS SOMEONE OWES YOU MONEY YOU"LL NEVER BE BROKE ) I NEED A NEW JOB CAUSE THESE PLASTIC CHICKS NEED TO GET IT TOGETHER.

PEACE.

                                                            THE DRAMA

The Good The Bad The Ugly

SOMETIMES YOU WILL GET THAT CLIENT THAT WILL DRIVE YOU CRAZY WITH WHAT THEY WANT, THEN SOMETIMES YOU WILL GET THAT CLIENT THAT'S JUST A PLEASURE TO WORK WITH,NO COMPLAINING, NO FUSS JUST DO THE DAMN THING. I MUST SAY THIS IS A SHOUT OUT TO YOU GUYS! FOR MAKING MY LIFE AND OTHER HAIR SURGEONS GREAT AT WHAT WE DO ,WE ARE A HERE TO SAY  THANK YOU BECAUSE YOU MAKE IT WORTH THE WHILE,CLIENTS DONT REALIZE THAT WE ARE HUMANS.SOMETIMES OUR DAYS ARE JUST AS BAD AS THERES. WE ARE NOT ROBOTS AND SALVERY ENDED IN 1865 SO REMEMBER GUYS IT DOES PAY TO BE NICE AND PATIENT WITH YOUR HAIR SURGEONS!

PEACE LUV AND ROLLERSETS

                                                            THE DIVA

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